Saturday, July 09, 2011

Letter From Basic Training - March 31, 2004

31MAR04

Dear Mary Beth,

I ran out of the good paper, so I will have to tear it out of my notebook until I get back to the PX.  I am good right now but very cold.  I am sitting in the bleachers at the rifle range and guarding weapons.  I wished before that I would get a chance to sit here, and I did, but now I've been here for 2 hours and its getting old.  We have these targets like this:


And we have to shoot six shots in a 4 cm circle.  The shots today do not have to be anywhere in particular they could be here [arrow] or here [other arrow], it doesn't matter as long as they are close together, and then they adjust your rifle, so that when you aim at the center, that is where you hit. [This is called grouping.]


Ok, it got too cold to write.  Now it's 1 AM and I'm down at the CQ desk with Manning, the guy who wants out.  He's a nice guy.  I hope he gets his wish and gets out of the Army.  Some guys are dicks to him and I don't think that's right, but it is funny when the drill sergeants yell at someone else.

[It's funny because I thought I hated Manning and tormented all these guys.  I feel a little better that I wasn't a total bully.  On the other hand, it's important to weed out the weak and the unsound in Basic before they become liabilities.  This is War, not a social club.  I guess I figured the other guys were doing a good enough job]

Today, instead of shooting, he went to a support group for soldiers not able to handle Basic [ahhhahaha], and they [the Drill Sergeants] were pissed. 

I got in an argument with this kid today.  It's one of the same kids that is always out to get Manning.  His name is Carter and I used to think he was cool.  He claims to have sex with all sorts of people like lesbians and midgets and to have pitched in 2 major league games.  But I caught him in a lie about wrestling with the Navy team the other day, so I'm going to have my dad check out the baseball thing. [stay tuned :)]

We got in a fight because it was 8:30 PM or so, and the drill sergeants hadn't really given us any instructions on what to do, so everyone was standing around, either bullshitting or loudly arguing, and I was behind a bunch of guys by my locker addressing a letter to Ty [buddy of mine from the gym I worked at who was briefly in the Army], when all of a sudden Carter is like, "Dude is it true personal time? (time we have in evening for letters, showers, etc.)
Me: No.
Him: Well, why are you writing a letter?
Me: (Gives finger) I'm putting a stamp on one.  Mind your business.
Him: We're not supposed to write letters now!
Me: Relax, I'm not running around the bay naked.  No-one can see me here.
Him: I'm just trying to get people to have some discipline..
Me: I'll tell you what, when you become an E5 (sergeant), come find me and give me some discipline.  Until then, leave me alone.

[The army is full of these busybodies who think they are in charge of everything.  I mean, sure, if someone is doing something unsafe, correct him.  Or if he is flagrantly violating some norm or standard, like wearing his hat sideways, say something.  Hell, if you don't and a sergeant shows up, you'll get in trouble for not stopping him.  But like the Bible says, if you've got a log in your eye (or the other guys in the platoon do) don't pester people with splinters)

He rolled his eyes, but I was pissed that he called me out like that, because if anything, we were going to get in trouble for people being loud.  A minute later, DS Swartz came through the door and as I promised, I closed my locker and no one was the wiser.  I think that neither one of us will hold a grudge though.

Some kid told me that family day is only 11-7 on Saturday, in which case you'd probably find it pointless to go and might want to come during graduation instead.  I was so pissed when I heard that.  I'll ask my parents because they got the letter and check with the drill sergeants in the next couple of days.  [deleted personal chit-chat]  I don't know, if family day is only 8 hours, I'm depressed.  No-one who lives farther away than like Alabama will have anyone visit.  I'll just go get a pizza or something and call you.  :(.  They didn't give us mail today either, and I know there should have been some.

[sappy romantic crap.  Here's a song that we sing that I like]

Used to date a beauty queen,
Now I have an M16.

Chorus: And it won't be looooong,
Till I get on back hoooooome.

Left my family and my wife,
So I could live the Army life.

Millions of other verses.   

 At least I grouped in 12 shots which was acceptable.  Layton did it in 6.  Bastard.  But it took Greenberg 54, which was amusing. 

[This was my least favorite part of marksmanship training.  If you are reasonably competent, you shoot a few shots and you're done for the entire day.  If you are utterly hopeless, you get to shoot over and over again, endless rounds.  I think that some guys would eventually pretend to fail the first few times so that they'd get to shoot more.  Greenberg, on the other hand, legitimately sucked at everything.]

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